When I saw that little girl walking to school in the cold this morning, hunched against wind, mittened hands clamped tight over her ears I could’ve stopped and said, “Hey! Little girl! Do you need a ride?”  (her school is only a couple of blocks from the hospital where I work)

… it wouldn’t have sounded creepy at all….

So, if you’re a serial killer or a sex maniac and she gets frost bite…its YOUR fault!   Thanks alot…jerkwads