Well, its Valentines day…or was up until 9 minutes ago.
I was derailed by events and was going to post this instead of the preceding rant…
I was once told that I was too honest in my profile. That everyone lies, so I should feel free to embellish as women automatically discount many things that are said in profiles.
So…this is what I came up with:
From a distance I’m often mistaken for Brad Pitt. Once people get close though they see I am much better looking.
I’m a down to earth guy who likes spending his weekends either in the casinos of Monte Carlo or racing one his Lambourghini’s down the Autobahn in Germany.
I used to have a mansion in Paris, but I ended up giving it to an orphanage after my ex ended up marrying that Sarcozy guy….people tell me I’m overly sentimental.
The first thing I look for in a woman is intelligence. After that, she should have no idea who Brad Pitt is, not be able to tell a Lambourghini from a Buick Park Avenue, or the Autobahn in Germany to Downie Street in Stratford.
I look forward to hearing from you!
So….how does that look?