5. Have access to a computer and the internet (preferably at the same time)
4. Have the ability to type complete sentences (unless you’re hot…then complete sentences aren’t necessary)
3. Have a picture of yourself* that makes you look half decent.
2. Have an active profile on at least one dating site
1. Be single, or smart enough not to get caught on a dating site by your significant other
*: the picture doesn’t really have to be of you
***: success subject to definition