5 Essential Tip for Online Dating Success!***

5.   Have access to a computer and the internet (preferably at the same time)

4.   Have the ability to type complete sentences (unless you’re hot…then complete sentences aren’t necessary)

3.   Have a picture of yourself* that makes you look half decent.

2.   Have an active profile on at least one dating site

1.   Be single,  or smart enough not to get caught on a dating site by your significant other

 

*:  the picture doesn’t really have to be of you

***:  success subject to definition

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