It has been a very long time since I’ve written to you.
I hope I didn’t offend you in last letter when I questioned the fact that you insisted that instead of milk that we leave beer with the traditional offering. I may have been a bit blunt in my pointing out that your favorite beer happened to be the same as my dad’s. Black Label.
I had recently noticed that restaurants were selling “Imported Beers” and found it unlikely that Black Label was available at the North Pole.
So, uh, sorry about that.
All that being said, I hope you get this. I don’t know what sort of internet is available at the North Pole, but maybe your phone will download this when you transition through more civilized locations.
Santa, its been a tough year. Not just for me, but for millions of people around the world.
At this point, I believe its customary for the letter writer to point out how good they’ve been all year.
Santa, I’ve been a good boy all year!!!
LMAO….once you stop laughing you’ll realize I was being sarcastic.
I’m going to ask for something anyway….but it is more of a global thing.
Santa, with all the shit that has happened in the world, I’ve noticed something….
Since 9/11, it seemed that every time people who happened to be Muslim did something wrong, social media feeds, and forum posts were wall to wall hate for all Muslims.
That’s not all.
In 2001 very few people would speak up when someone vilified gays and lesbians.
Almost no one would speak up in defence of those society marginalized. I’m talking about the homeless, the addicted and the mentally ill.
The world seemed bereft of compassion.
I think that started to change in the past year or so.
Even in the wake of the Paris terrorist attacks people who complained about Islam, and wanted to punish all Muslims, even those fleeing the inhumane hell that was once Syria, were shouted down.
Not by one or two, but by the majority!
For homophobes it got so bad that they started complaining that their ignorant hatred was actually a majority opinion, but people were afraid of speaking up out of fear of being bullied by “bleeding heart Liberal bullies”.
I honestly believe that society is becoming more compassionate. That people see that homelessness and addiction is not the problem, but a symptom of the problem.
More and more people are seeing that the way we treat social welfare makes poverty nearly impossible to escape.
Santa, I know that even with your mastery of quantum mechanics that you couldn’t have done all that.
But, if you help move it along in any way I’d really like that.
It would make the world a better place.
Oh, and Santa, if it turns out I’m wrong, and this is just some delusional fantasy….I’m good with that.
Thanks Santa, have a safe flight.
If you do make it to my place, as soon as you get in, get the fridge….you’ll find some sausage in there. If the dogs haven’t cornered you before that, just throw them a couple of links and you’ll be fine!